Gay Man Walking
The South Island
Days 61 - 64, Starting South Island! (km 1733 to 1871)
My legs are so stiff! I feel like a badly animated stick figure character. Like the tin man and just as gay.
You know that famous saying, 'Don't start hiking the South Island of New Zealand after 6 days of doing no exercise whatsoever in front of a TV watching Rupaul's Drag Race, especially if you have an extremely heavy backpack, and forgot to buy sunscreen, new shorts, and bug spray.'? Yeah, that part. Welcome to the South Island y'all!
Pelorus River Track
Days 65 - 67, The Richmond Ranges (km 1871 to 1930)
I’m going to power on to Rintoul hut. I think that must be Mount Rintoul. The big one. The flat one. At least the top’s been chopped off for us.
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Pelorus River Track,
Richmond Alpine Track
Days 68 - 73, Nelson Lakes National Park (km 1930 to 2038)
Gloves! The new hand socks.
Post wasp-sting Ross takes a detour on the Nelson Lakes National Park section! Totally wasp free! But not bug-in-eye free! Will he be able to get the bugs out of his eyes?! Only time will tell!
Richmond Alpine Track,
Robert Ridge Trail,
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Start of South Island